Kwame Quakes

Kwame Fitzpatrick the ex mayor of Detroit will be taking off his ankle bracelet, and going to jail. Thats right JAIL. Kwame lied under oath, committed 2 felonies and about a half dozen other crimes. But a bigger name comes to mind. Yeah, Big Bill Clinton (not to mention Hillary). Bill is the Biggest liar to grace (or disgrace) the public in the last 50 years. but Bill ain't in, or going 2 the bighouse. Those wacky liberals screeched in horror when they went after Billy boy for the very same thing ol Kwame did. Yeah, they even produced a couple of smoking guns on Billy as they did on Kwame. Didn't matter to those white liberals, they surrounded bubba like a phalanx. It's ironic that the procecutors in the Fitzpatrick case were Democrats. Who are the Black people gonna blame now 4 this mess? Don't worry, there's lite under the tunnel 4 Kwame. he can't run for re-election in Detroit, but there is always Washington DC. Ask Marion Barry

Baby Momma Drama

Most guys think there are redeeming qualities to a girl. Guys are idealistic that way. They taken the bit on the Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin BS. They like to believe the best. Keeps em from coming 2 grips with the reality that they are suckers. Yeah, I said it. S-U-C-K-E-R-S. Guys are stupid, it's a given. They are there to be taken. check this out. If you take a girl out-yer getting used; if you let a girl move in with you -yer GETTING used, ; If you get married -you are about to be ABUSED; When your girl gets pregnant (maybe by you) -yer about 2 get TORTURED. Now why would a guy voluntarily put himself in any of these position????? Because guys are stupid. See girls ain't worth a dime, in fact they are a negative.  In most countries overseas you can buy them in a market. Over here they have 'assigned' worth. This country gives em title 9 in schools (tho every single 'women' team would get DECIMATED by the mans), give woman studies (man hate classes) and artificially pump them up to the belief they are on a man's IQ and physical level. Yet also informs them they should get special treatment in custody cases, divorces, assault and battery, etc, etc. Total HYPOCRISY. Men buy it more than women, every itch knows it all a game. She knows where her real power lies..., beside in between her legs, oh yeah, it's in getting pregnant. With a pregnancy they get Money, Power, and Respect. Y'know the lil Kim/Lox song. Money from the poor sucker, Power with the courts, and Respect from other chickenheads who are trying to run the same game. Women don't need as much protection from men as men from women. So here guys, read and learn. Last year a college grad, professional CH (chickenhead) Christina Ricci look-a-like named Jenny had told me she thought she was pregnant. I started laughing when she told me, and she was perplexed, she thought I was going to be worried. I told her she probably just missed her period due to family drama or sexual trauma but that it would probably be back next month. She backed off, and let it go. So a month or two later, she called me in a rehearsed panic. She had fainted while working out at the gym and was taken to the hospital, blah, blah, blah. End result, shes pregnant. Yeah that's right. According to her, "somehow" I must have 'came' inside of her. Didn't I remember that Saturdaynite when I had been partying hard, which led to having sex in the bathroom of that dive club, and had came. "It probably happened then" Really, hmmmmmm. I'm thinking this is just a con game to extort money out of me for a supposed abortion. Y'kno, been thru that B4. So I'm like BULLSHIT, I never came in U. Then comes the CH whine. "What are you saying, that I had sex with someone else....., that I fucked someone else (starts crying), you're such an asshole, there's no way I'd do something like that, you should know me better than that, I LOVE U", BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Here we go with the spiel. Whats a man 2 do? For you guys out there, i ask, what would you do? Well.... I started laughing. I couldn't help it. She was bewildered, and a getting pissed. So I say, "Y'kno, I don't want a kid, so even if yer pregnant, you need to get an abortion. I don't want any kids cause I'm passed all that and I definitely don't want a kid by U." She's totally pissed now. She says, "I can't have an abortion, I don't believe in it." She tells me that she can handle being a single mom "IF" I don't want to be a responsible man. I'm like "U better just make the trip 2 the clinic cuz i don't want nothing to do with or yer effing kid" and I hang up. She calls back ova and ova but i don't answer. This dirty effing rat. This low down skank whore. Gets knocked up and is trying 2 pin it on me. Oh, that's rite, here's the kicker. I never told her.... I had a VASECTOMY. That's rite, the BIG V job. Got it done five years ago. See this ain't the 1st time some CH has told me that I had impregnated her, it's like the 20th. But the last six, including this one, have been the comedy of my life. Yeah, i get the biggest kick out of life now when some sperm sucker tells me she's preggers. So now this barracuda is texting ova the next couple of months me that she's always wanted a baby, that she'll b a good mother, she's going 2 keep it, and I should adjust myself to that fact. That I'm going to have to take "responsibility for my child". Toward the end, before she drops the load, she's texting me she doesn't want to have to go to court, that if I "just take care of the baby's daycare" we can keep this between us. Now think about this. This zipperhead has been doing the monkey with someone else, and wants to lay the load down it on me. Think about it guys, think about the evilness it takes to put someone in a position they don't want to be. All because they know theres theres nothing that the guy can do about it, and cha-ching, they're gonna get PAID by him. Never heard anybody put it like this before huh? Well look around cuz its happening all around. Chicks want to get PAID. The Christy Brinkley's, the Bridgette Monihan's, Eddie Murphy's spice girl, Paul McCartney's one legged ex. They are all CH's looking to get paid. See guys are taken by the looks outside, they never envision the evil that lurks inside. Do you know that there are plenty of men claiming kids that ain't theirs. She knows, but they don't. I KNOW! Some of em are taking care of mines. Fish swim, birds fly, itches LIE. It's what they do. GET IT. Haahaahaa. Most of you guys don't get it, I even know why, but that for another story. So in my mind i'm like, take a flying leap you sorry itch. I ain't not even going to pay attention.. Eventually she has the little bastard (that is the correct term). She sends me email photos with captions like 'she has your eyes', and 'she's such a long baby' (cuz I'm 6'4"), and that 'she has your complexion' (I'm black, the mothers white). I'm looking at these pictures and deleting them with a quickness. Well after 2 months of rebuffs by phone and internet, she's threatening to takes me to court because she needs money, blah, blah, blah, and I'm like eff U. I don't give a crap. But this is Missachusetts, and they started giving her free health care aid, once she named me as the father on the birth certificate. It didn't matter if she personally took me to court, The Mass Department Of Revenue contacted me with a letter that they were going 2 start garnishing my wages with a quickness unless I could prove I wasn't the father. Gee ain't that something, I have to prove I'm NOT. This on the say so of a creature born to lie. I called those bustercrats up with a quickness and demanded a paternity test. Jenny hears about it, and now is texting me, backing off from her threats. That she won't take me to court. I'm like, too bad, U named me on the birth certificate as the father, I've got no choice. So i show up at this clinic. Yo, you should have been there to listen to these bustercrats lecture me on taking responsibility, One wrinkled up woman with a picture of Bill Clinton on her desk waxed that "a man should be resposible and admit when they've done something". I was like, just hurry up and swap me, I ain't got time for this stupid bullshite. It was done on a Thursday, on Monday what dya know. I got a telephone call from DOR and just like on Maury Povich, "You are not the father". Like No Kidding, duh. Haaahaaaahaaaa. WTF. So now Jenny Jenny gets the news, and she's calling me leaving sobbing messages, and whiney texts that she's so very sorry, that she STILL loves me, she misses me so badly, blah, blah, blah. Those will never get returned. Next thang i know, she's giving the kid up for adoption, yeah, U heard me. Adoption. So much for wanting a baby, being a good mother. etc., etc. If they ain't gonna get paid, the kid ain't gonna get made. Last thang I heard the child was adopted by a man and a woman that were unable to have one. That was good, that was real good. At least the kid won't have an extreme lying, piece of shyte slut for a mother. This one could only be better... I hope. Haaaahaaaaahaaaaa